Nasty Woman Cake

Are you an intelligent, confident woman who is qualified and prepared to do the job she is applying for? You are not funny enough and you don’t engage in ‘locker room talk’?

If that’s the case, you might just be a NASTY WOMAN!

If you are not sure, I suggest asking any misogynist. These people are experts on the subject.

 

So if you are a Nasty Woman, you should celebrate. What better way to celebrate than cake?

Nasty Woman Cake

 

Here’s how to make it:

 

Ingredients:

4 eggs

1/4 cup applesauce

3/4 cup sugar

1 1/4 cup all purpose flour

1 1/2 tsp baking powder

1/4 tsp salt

 

Preheat the oven to 180C/350F.

Using an electric mixer, beat the eggs and applesauce until fluffy. Gradually add sugar. The mix should be very light and full of air.

Switch off the mixer and gently, with a spatula mix in the sifted flour, baking powder and salt. Do not mix for longer than necessary, just so there are no flour lumps.

Pour into a round form lined with baking paper in the bottom. For this one, do not grease the sides of the form, so that the cake doesn’t sink so much later.

 

Bake for 30 minutes, check with a stick.

 

Let it cool in the form. Only after it has cooled down, cut it off from the sides of the form with a knife.

Cut the cake into two horizontally, spread the filling of your choice on the bottom part and cover with the top.

I went with a simple mint cream cheese.

Here’s how to make it:

 

1 box of cream cheese (200g)

3 Tbsp powdered sugar

2 drops of mint extract

 

Nasty Woman Cake

 

For the top, you can use a ready made, shop bought fondant.

I went with handmade (made of melted marshmallows and sugar.) It ended up being a lot of work, so I am not sure I would recommend it.

Anyway, I used two large pieces of fondant, first the right side, which goes underneath the left side, and then the buttons.

I also used a tiny piece for the bottom.

I am no cake decorator, so bear with me! This is literally the second time I have ever used fondant or rolled icing.

 

Nasty Woman Cake

 

And now it’s time to sit down and enjoy the hell out of this!

 

 

Nasty Woman Cake